You think I’m crazy? You should see with my Best Friend.
“Some people only get called by their nickname. Usually it sounds wired to even say their real name.”
A good friend can finish your sentence…. A best friend will do the same, But makes sounds 10 times dirtier.
Just remember if we get caught, You’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
My best friends are like fairy tales, They’ve been there since once upon time and will be there until forever after.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile & call you something even more offensive.
Never let your best friend get lonely….. Keep disturbing them.
We’re Best Friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… Right after i finish laughing..!
Best friends are like You laugh, I laugh, You cry, I cry. You fail, I laugh then i fall too because i was laughing so hard.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house & Then you both just take a nap.
Friends comes and go, Like waves of ocean, But the true ones stay, Like an octopus on your face.
” Please god if you can’t make me slim, Make my friends fat,”
A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you & says ‘Wasn’t that fun?’
I was normal until i met a beach of losers. These days, I call those losers ‘My Best Friends’.
Best Friends… You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt, You cry, I cry. You Jump off a bridge, I get in a paddle boat & Save your stupid ass.